November 2010
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YES BEN FOLDS
SO. I WAS LISTENING TO MY VINYL VERSION OF WAY TO NORMAL AND BEFORE BITCH WENT NUTS, A JAPANESE GUY INTRODUCES THE SONG WHILE GIVING RELATIONSHIP/LIFE ADVICE. YES.
October 2010
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Tumblr is not letting me reblog tonight, so I am just going to post this. It is the greatest thing ever. I will give credit to fuckyeahtng.
I forgot to reblog this a long time ago
I know this is old, but it makes me happy, and I never ended up reblogging it, so here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6zMwGkY7z4&feature=player_embedded
September 2010
22 posts
Sad Things
1. My love life. No explanation necessary.
2. The friend zone (see 1).
3. The fact that I have not hung out with my son in a long time!!!
4. Dead kittens.
5. AP Chemistry.
Ben replied to my post with this
http://translationparty.com/#7944182
I was literally luling
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This.
“In memory of the victims of 9/11 burn a copy of the Patriot Act, not the Qur’an.”
I do not know who said this, and I know I am a bit late, but it really stuck me as being true. Because I could not really comment in the reblog of a quote, I will credit this to hipsterlibertarian.
They’ve been taught by too many that this war was necessary when it isn’t.
– Ron Paul (via hipsterlibertarian)
WHAT
piccadillycircus:
Ok so I took this “Are you a lesbian” quiz, answered honestly, and came out 16% lesbian. Then I put in the demographic information for a straight guy (there was actually a question about whether you were male or female) and he was 82% lesbian.
WHAT
Vid, think about it, I know you can do it. What do lesbians and straight men have in common? It is a very important to the...
As a culture, we like our reality on television, but seem to oppose it in...
– Lew Rockwell — read the rest here. (via hipsterlibertarian)
I really agree with this. The bubble had to pop, but it never should have been created. There is a tv show of congress, it is called CSPAN, and no one watches that. But, of course, that is because it is really really boring.
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HOW DO YOU CHECK ON SOMEONE'S PENIS SIZE IF YOU'RE...
Jacob:
oh, well, we could send bronson in with a periscope
it wouldn't be that difficult
Bronson:
Number one, who asked this? Number two, why would I need a periscope?
August 2010
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EXUBERANT JOY
Max: Dude, she likes you.
Me: If she does…I will explode with exuberant joy…just not in front of her.
is no one else on here a ravenclaw or
slutmagic:
theunabieber:
paulmacharmly:
i always see people saying “woo yeah slytherin” and “woo yeah gryffindor” and even “woo yeah hufflepuff”
but not “woo yeah ravenclaw”
w/e i don’t need y’all
what the HELL is a hufflepuff
What’s a turtle?
Piano Subscription Services: TURN ON SHUFFLE, THE... →
straightupbitch:
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Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
Poker face - Lady gaga
Britney Spears - Womanizer
HIM - The Funeral of Hearts
oh
Glee (Rachel, Finn, Tina & Mercedes) - My Life Would Suck Without You
Bowling For Soup - High School Never Ends. … Strangley relevant.
I got “No Bone Movies” by Ozzy Osbourne. Although, my second time, I got “Moonlight...
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OOOOOOOUR LOOOOOOOOOVE IS A BEEEEED OF...
(via slutmagic)
LOVE HURTS GOOD ON A BED OF NAILS
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Before I die I want to see a single movie with Leo...
domcobb:
Then I will jizz my pants and pass out.
PLEASE!!! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN HAS TO DIRECT IT!!
July 2010
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TAKE THIS SPELL CHECK!!
In my last post I spelled blonde with the e on the end. Then spell check was like, “NUH UH!!!” and I was like, “YEAH HUH!!!”. So then I asked Google, and Google was like, “Blond is masculine and mixed-gender and Blonde is feminine!!” Then I was like, “Haha spell check.”
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